One of my best friends gave me the nickname Jess the Mess after some tough news led to a really fun night together back when we were maybe 23 and it was totally fine to head downtown to the bars and have a little too much fun. Needless to say our lives are entirely different now, but sometimes I text her funny stories for Jess the Mess: momma edition. No alcohol involved for these ones, just pure examples of those times when I’m not doing the best at adulting. ;) The other day was a perfect example, as demonstrated by the following…
- No make-up because just as I was going to put
it on, Jacob decided to somehow find the least safe items around and tried to
eat them.
- Rocking day 3 hair and not being
able to figure out which way to part my hair in order to best hide the
post-partum regrowth that’s STILL going on.
- Consistently out the door in the morning 15
minutes later that what I was planning on.
- Then running even later because my gas light
came on and I don’t want to get stuck on the highway somewhere between work and
home today. But I only got $10 worth of gas so I can use my gas perks at the
gas station right next to our house. Here’s a little insight on how that will
go down though: I’ll put it off until my gas light is on again and I’m nowhere
near the gas station with my gas perks and so I’ll pull into whatever one is
closest and just get $10 worth and then the whole process will repeat itself
again…haha!
- Oh, and the coolant in my car has been just
low enough to trigger my car to tell me to get more and I’ve been putting that
off for over a week now. Eeek…
- And as I’m typing this
post up, it’s only 9:45am! Who knows what else this crazy day could throw my
way. Anyone else have any funny examples of how life gets the best of you
sometimes? I want to know that someone is laughing and shaking their head right
along with me please! :)
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